Why Social Media is an EPIC Fail


The Idris Elba fan in me.

I am an investigator in my soul.  Maybe in my next life.  lol

I have about one gazillion thoughts on this late “breaking news” about this “new” baby mama/boo thing/girlfriend.

First of all, she’s not very new.  She’s been around him for a while.  In January of this year, one of her “besties”  (Reference noted to display how young these little girls are. SMMFH), Tori, celebrated being “reunited” with her pal…. with a picture of a MAGAZINE cover, no less.  And “as for naynay…. Well….. X”

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Tori originally posted this photo in April 2013, and re-posted the photo at the beginning of November, hashtagging it #family. Planting the seeds, planning that big news release.

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These girls wanted this news out as soon as her pregnancy seemed safe to do so.

Slickly referencing your own pregnancy news to the editor of a magazine….publicly on your timeline.
“But they were friends… that had something in common (pregnancy)”…. Then why didn’t you send a DM??  Oh, were you all not following each other on twitter??? oh. ok. my bad.

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Then onto the  Instagram photo “faux” leaks.

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Chile please.  Go sit down somewhere.  If my MOTHER accidentally did this, I could accept this.  But this little girl is all of 25 years old.  You’re young enough to know EXACTLY how social media pans out.  Public twitter timeline with links to your instagram can be viewed regardless of your privacy status on Instagram.

She knew that shit when she posted it.

She is still a groupie bird. “Why,” you ask?? Because she posted this on her twitter timeline too:

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She wanted  y’all hoes to know she was out with Idris Elba at the Audi Polo Challenge with royalty, celebrity and the uppercrust of society.  And they were matching.
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Groupie Bird Shit.

Do you see how he looks in this photo?!?!
He has some not so attractive photos out there of himself, no doubt…. but you posting one of the not so great pics of you and your boo?!?!?  Nah honey, you posted that pic because he ain’t give you a bunch of chances to take a bunch of photos to get that perfect shot? he KNOWS how to pose, we’ve swooned over the photos… but sweetie, you, my dear, looked fab in this one. (Really you look great.)

AND YOU WANTED EVERYONE TO KNOW YOU WERE THERE WITH IDRIS ELBA.

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Her friend Tori is her most enthusiastic supporter in this venture.  And Tori seems to have her own vested interest.  She’s aspiring, so Idris Elba is her meal ticket as well “absolute guardian angel”.

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Video of the villa he hooked her up with for the trip to Africa working on the sounds of Mandela album he is working on: http://statigr.am/viewer.php#/detail/557390137486299427_16432899

The thing is, Tori really does seem to have talent.  I peeped some videos of her singing.  So I ain’t really mad at her. Plus, she is only here for peripheral support in my personal opinions on this story. haha

Then laineygossip and mediatakeout blew this girl’s whole spot up so that The Weinstein Company, Marvel Comics, and the like could see….So she deleted that twitter profile immediately.

So now David M. Bennett has confirmed all the rumor and hype by capturing a photo of the “couple” WITH adorable baby bump in tow and now Idris Elba is “off” the market???

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Let me go on and theorize here… David M. Bennett is a London photog, right?? How much did she pay him to be at the right time and the right place to get this photo.  LOL

Once again, “WHY?” you ask.  Because look:

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LMAO.  She got a coat on -HIS COAT- before heading outside with him where more paparazzi would be. [Idris, we know you really didn’t want this out this way.]

And check that reach.  She is so trying to reach out and hold his hand.  He’s not exactly having that.  I’ve read comments online observing how he is looking the other way too, as if to not look claimed in the photo…. but that can be easily dismissed with the fact that they were at the valet waiting for their vehicle to come around.

What can’t be dismissed is why she has on a coat now.  It CANNOT be because she is cold.  All the hormones coursing through her system right now, she’s probably burning up.  But she had on long sleeves, and no pantyhose… AND HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON SOCKS!  So, that wasn’t a temperature thing.

The “news” outlets are reporting that she’s not new and they have been dating privately for several months. Doesn’t make this fuckery of a situation any better to me.  Tell your PR folks they can’t fix her 4 or 5-months pregnant situation by trying to redeem his waywardly dick behavior with talk of relationship of “a few months.”


What is puzzling me most is how all these female fans are all over twitter ACCEPTING this news as if he made a definitive declaration that this is his woman. {doesn’t seem he’s really doing the Kerry Washington, JayZ/Beyonce silence thing…because he really has said enough in his interviews. more than enough.}

When only a few months ago, he was in Detroit handling business and then wining and dining Candice at the Rugby Grille.

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I don’t care WHAT y’all say.  He still LOVES Candice!!!!!!

AND SHE WAS BETTER FOR HIM!!!  IDC IDC IDC.  She was holding him down for all this time while he was putting in all the work to be at the top of this acting game right now. [Before y’all come for me with “she wasn’t in the gym with him shooting jumpshots…. I know HE put in the work.  LOL]

I liked him so much better with Candice.  I think HE liked him better with Candice.

I mean, don’t get me wrong.  I still think that Idris was displaying true nigga tendencies through and through…. He probably wasn’t being faithful worth a damn to none of them. This man is human, and thus flawed.  But DAYUM….. I have seen the photo of him skyping with some little girl that he posted to twitter, which was seemingly on a dare since the caption with the photo was “ I told you…”. Photos of him gripping up some loose looking old bird in the club in Atlanta. And the rumors are endless… but it’s you women’s fault.  Always throwing yourselves at him like clowns. But THAT’S ANOTHER ISSUE….

He was really into Candice. Creating songs about her nshit:

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Lover (featuring MUSIQ SOULCHILD) DOWNLOADBLE!!

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2. Peep the Filename
3. Yes.  He loves Candice.  LMAO

Another mix, where he acknowledges her:


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You Should Listen to Marvin in my Headphones – Master

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See Candice knows too.  lmaooooooooooooooo


At a time where we all should be focused on his outstanding body of acting work [this man is truly a wonderful actor]… The news is wrought with headlines about this thot taking him off the market and carrying his seed.

He PROBABLY wanted us to discuss the release of his work in “Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom”, and perhaps “Thor:The Dark World” …. and some of the music projects he has going on.  I would think he does since he’s been breaking his neck flying across the world working and promoting and creating.

He made his literal bed, so I guess he will lie in it.
Random Thots: destroying careers one fuck at a time..  SMDH.

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All this press lately with interviews and spreads in GQ, Esquire UK, Playboy…..

They all lend to his “singleness”.  Well, when he did the interviews back in the summertime, he WAS single.  Yeah, she was definitely around…. but I have a sneaky suspicion that one of the reasons she got to stay around so strong was because she got knocked up.

And because she got knocked up, she had to make sure to seal that claim.

At least that’s how the situation makes her look.

So congratulations to his little bird that trapped him. Her work and effort has truly paid off. [She is probably stupendously pleased that her name is everywhere now.]

Who knows, perhaps this is what Idris really wanted.

I’m trying to stay supportive but his fuckery defies logic. He too damn old and has too much talent for the bullshit he has in his life. Wasted.

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